Quotes

· Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick.

· "All computers wait at the same speed."

· "A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord."

· "A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"

· "Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

· "Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."

· "Anyone can build a fast CPU. The trick is to build a fast system."

· "When he was told that Apple Computer had just bought a Cray to help design the next Apple Macintosh, Seymour Cray commented that he had just bought a Macintosh to design the next Cray."

· "If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."

· "A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..."