Newly Discovered Computer Viruses

Viagra Virus. Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Prozac Virus. Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Titanic virus Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus. Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
HBO Virus. Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Woody Allen Virus. Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Oprah Winfrey Virus. Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
Ellen Degeneres Virus. Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC, and disks can no longer be inserted.
Tim Allen Virus. Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Jerry Seinfeld Virus. Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
Pee Wee Herman Virus. Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
X-files Virus. All your Icons start shape shifting.
Sharon Stone Virus. Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
David Caruso NYPD Blue Virus. After running successfully for a while, it exits the program it was in and never works again.
Spice Girls Virus. Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
George Michaels Virus. Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.